The Breeders’ Cup is almost upon us so I thought as I did last year, I’d make some odds and prop plays for everyone’s hopeful enjoyment. These are all things I think could or will happen on twitter during the BC and the odds of how many times. All of these are meant in jest and I actually like and respect everyone who is getting teased on here, but with that said….here you go!
1. Over/Under on the number of horses Pat Cummings @Dubairacenight will suggest should run in Dubai next year….14.5
2. Over/Under on the number of seconds for Josh Hanson @barbaro1420 to gloat when Bayern runs up the track….2.5
3. Over/Under on the number of times Melissa Nolan @keenegal mentions her MBA…..4.5
4. Over/Under on the magnitude of the earthquake in So Cal from JJ @dmsurfside yelling BOOM after a win….4.9
5. Over/Under on the value of Simon Bray’s @SimonTVG twitter account before the Classic….$13,956
6. Over/Under on the number of drinks Mike Hunt @theraiderfan has before the Classic on Saturday…….16.5
7. Over/Under on the number of times Mike Smith raises his helmet to the sky……2.5
8. Over/Under on the number of people I get mad at when they take my tweets seriously…..13.5
9. Over/Under on the number of times Carly Kaiser @carlykaiser says “Dat (insert noun) Doh”…..1.5
10. Over/Under on the number of BBW’s Davis @ridindirtydavis hits on Friday night…..49.5
11. Over/Under on the number of #RacingGirls hashtags Molly Jo @Mollyjorosen tweets out…..589.5
12. Over/Under on the number of heart attacks Jose Contreras @losponies has if Cal Chrome wins……1/2
13. Over/Under on the number of times Craig Milkowski @timeformUSfigs complains about fractions in the race 12.5
14. Over/Under on how many races til @Derbyologist claims there’s a bias….1.5
15. Over/Under on the number of times Trevor Denman says “Scintillating”……2.5
16. Over/Under on how many wins Leandro Mora gets….1.5
17. Over/Under on the number of times Emily White @racehorsewriter tears up…..8.5
18. Over/Under on the number of times Nicolle @rogueclown passes out if a Curlin horse wins….3.5
19. Over/Under on the number of people who unfollow Ed DeRosa @EJXD2….7.5
20. Over/Under on the number of Jay Privman tweets that get through to my timeline even though I have him blocked….2.5
21. Over/Under on the number of people @PNWCapper yells at if they don’t talk to him…..3.5
22. Over/Under on the number of 2 year old races Brian DiDonato gets upset at himself for betting on….3.5
23. Over/Under on the random Chili photographs posted by @JoshSouthworth….1.5
24. Over/Under on how many minutes it takes @bombsawaybob to play a superfecta at Mountaineer after the BC Classic…..5.5
25. Over/Under how many over bet favorites @andyserling tweets pre-race ….6.5
26. Over/Under how many times @andyserling reports a 3rd or 4th place finisher being the best horse in the race…6.5
27. Over/Under number of times Zenyatta is mentioned….47.5
28. Over/Under number of times Blame is mentioned…1.5
29. Over/Under number of gate to wire winners on the main track…7.5
30. Yes/No guest race call by Tom Durkin
31. Yes/No guest race call by Vic Stauffer
Hey Jason I follow you on twitter. I didn’t see your BC prop bet jokes until now. Just read them and I’m still laughing. Funny stuff dude!